Dead Salmon

Today was another first in my mothering adventure.
Sharing a port-a-potty with an audience.
At first Jaden wanted to use the urinal, but after discovering it was just a little too high, decided to do his business in the regular toilet. He then proceeded to "aim" at a very LARGE floating object. His comment? " I don't think that's a poop, I think it's a dead salmon."