Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I thought I'd give this a try after reading all of the McMama "Not Me's" for weeks:

I certainly did NOT forget the ring at my sister's wedding on Saturday. I mean, that is one of the most important responsibilities as the Matron of Honor and I would never do that. I was not so preoccupied with making sure my son was tucked, dressed, pottied, not launching the ring pillow, and being reasonably quiet and appropriate that it completely slipped my mind at the time. I did not spend the entire time prepping him for his role that I completely forgot about my role. I did not have a complete panic attack as my father was walking my little sister down the aisle that I practically lost my stuff. I did not whisper tothe bridesmaid next to me who did not get down off the stage to cover me and fix my wrong. I mean I screwed up and I always totally take responsiblity for my own screw-ups I would never put anyone in that position. I also did not worry the whole time that I had completely ruined her wedding and she would never forgive me.

In other news:
I did look over during the rehearsal dinner at the snot hanging from my baby's nose and being without tissue proceed to use my OWN sleeve to wipe it and then quickly roll it over. That would be totally disgusting and not something I would ever do. Nope not me!